When you’re getting ready for this April 17th, write one of these Easter puns on a strip of paper and place it inside some plastic eggs. When your family or friends are filling their baskets with delights, they’ll be sure to crack a smile when they read any one of these very bunny Easter puns! Nevertheless, whether you’re on the hunt for a punny Easter joke to help celebrate or you’re just looking to write something clever as an Easter Instagram caption for all your pastel-colored photos, these egg-ceptional Easter puns will ensure you have one of the hoppiest holidays yet!
100 Easter Puns
- Happy Easter to all my peeps.
- Who else is egg-cited for Easter?
- I carrot wait for Easter.
- The Easter Bunny cracks me up.
- I have so many egg puns, it’s not even bunny.
- No eggs-cuses.
- Hoppy Easter!
- Just don’t carrot all.
- I’m egg-stremely ready for this egg hunt.
- For Peep’s sake.
- Ears to a great Easter.
- Every bunny was kung fu fighting.
- I need to eggs-ercise off all this chocolate.
- An Easter bonnet can tame a wild hare.
- Hope you have an egg-stra special Easter.
- Eggs-cuse me!
- How was your Easter? I’m dyeing to know.
- What an egg-citing day.
- Chick out this beautiful Easter day!
- You’re poaching all my best Easter yolks!
- I like to look on the sunny side.
- Wishing you the hoppiest Easter today.
- Have an egg-cellent Easter.
- Not decorating any eggs today? Yolk’s on you.
- Don’t worry, be hoppy.
- Some bunny loves you very much.
- I’m eggs-hausted from all this fun.
- The Easter Bunny must get a lot of eggs-ercise.
- Don’t yolk with me.
- I carrot believe it’s Easter.
- There’s no bunny like you.
- Having a good hare day.
- Nobody’s too hip to hop on Easter!
- This Easter Sunday, I might whisk it!
- I’m all ears today.
- I’m an Easter eggs-pert.
- I whip my hare back and forth.
- Hey there, hop stuff.
- I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny.
- I’d hop to the moon and back for you.
- Felt cute, might have an egg-cellent Easter later.
- I wanna dance with some-bunny, some-bunny who loves me.
- Some-bunny needs a mimosa.
- Hanging out with my chicks.
- That’s all, yolks.
- Your kisses are to dye for.
- Just one hot chick.
- My favorite music to listen to on Easter is hip hop.
- There’s no bunny like you.
- Chick me out!
- Have yourself a hoppy little Easter.
- I don’t even carrot at all about how many chocolate bunnies I’m eating today.
- Hop on over, honey bunny.
- Pickin’ up chicks.
- You might not carrot all, but you’re irresistible!
- Can anybody find me some-bunny to love?
- Eggs love you very much.
- It’s officially Easter, let’s hop to it!
- I’m so egg-cited and I just can’t hide it.
- Fresh outta clucks.
- Now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
- Color me egg-cited for Easter!
- Feeling simply ear-resistible
- Over-easy like Sunday morning.
- Happy Easter to a good egg!
- No bunny but you.
- You make me egg-static.
- You’re hotter than hot cross buns.
- Stay sunny side up!
- If you want to talk, I’m all ears.
- You and I are like two Peeps in a pod!
- I’ve got something to tell you, and you’re really going to want to hare it.
- We found eggs in a hopeless place.
- Without you, I’d go off the peep end
- This beer has hops!
- Let’s live hoppily ever after.
- Some bunny likes Easter.
- I would hop to the end of the world for you.
- Bunny, I’m home!
- You gotta hop ’til you drop.
- It’s a little bit bunny, this feeling inside…
- This Easter dinner is egg-septional.
- That’s eggs-actly right!
- Hot chick coming through!
- Does my hare look good?
- That’s cracking!
- When it comes to delivering sweetness, the Easter Bunny’s got nothin’ on you!
- Stop being so egg-stra.
- Stay yoke.
- (Cad)bury me in chocolate.
- Quite literally putting all my eggs in one basket.
- How do I like my eggs? Cadbury.
- A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
- Follow the bunny, he has the chocolate.
- I’ve hidden all the Easter candy for the kids inside my stomach.
- Easter eggs hunts: Proof your child can find things when they really want to.
- I love Easter! When else can you bite someone’s head off and have it be chocolate?
- Chocolate bunnies are the answer, who cares what the question is.
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